They Said What...?
It was reported in The Times last week that a pensioner was kicked off a Cardiff bus for carrying a tin of paint. We decided to poll our top celebrity mates to find out what they thought of the mad bad world of Health and Safety.
"I'll tell you what I think of Health and Safety..." |
| "HELLOOOOO. Health and Safety laws are DIRECTLY RRRRRRESPONSIBLE for the current lack of RRRRIPROARING SWASHBUCKLING adVENtures. I've had ALMOST no offers to play JOLLY PIRATES or BARBARIAN KINGS because of it. HELLLLOOOOO. " |
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| Brian Blessed |
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| "...if it wasn't for the lawsuit against Somerfield after slipping on an incorrectly signposted frozen chip Victoria would have made no money at all last year. " |
David Beckham |
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| "...of course an over reliance on Health and Safety as a convenient scapegoat is a huge contributing factor in our current blame and claim culture. " |
| Jade Goody |
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"I wish somebody had told me about the correct way to lift things before I tried burying all those bodies. " |
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Fred West |
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| "...in Japan and Mexico they still let wrestlers throw each other from the top of aircraft into pits full of tigers, anvils and poison and they almost never die. " |
Mick Foley |
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Comment
"You wait 'til I'm mayor, then you'll see how tough I am. I'll clean up the Jasmine Allen estate. "
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