They Said What...?

The big story this weekend was that Labour voters are deserting the party for the BNP*. We here at Monkey empire decided to poll a few of our top celebrity mates to get their opinion.

[* for overseas readers the BNP are a political party similar to The Nazi's or the KKK but without the dress sense of either. Labour are the current UK ruling party, who are a pigeon step to the left...of satans sweaty arse crack]

"Actually I'm considering voting for the BNP because..."

"...yeah if I was in England right now I'd vote for the BNP, vote them right down on their bad mutherfuckin ass."
Samuel L Jackson

	"... I'm an 18-25 year old unemployed male from a traditional working class area; I believe the stories I read in the Tabloid press about immigrants taking our jobs and unfair government handouts and I feel disenfranchised from all the political parties except the BNP who tell me what I want to hear...."
	Brian Sewell