Welcome to the Monkey Empire

There is a good chance that you have stumbled across this page whilst looking for my DJ homepage. If psychedelic trance is what you seek then you need to point your web browser of choice here.

Still with me? Wondering what this site is for? Well I shall tell you. You see sometimes I have these urges to unwrap my brain and let the contents spill out. Usually it all ends up over the floor and it makes a right old mess which is a bugger to clean up I can tell you, people start slipping all over the place like the workers in a cartoon banana factory after the skinning machine has gone haywire.

It's fun for a while but not that constructive, so I needed to find an outlet. The internet seemed to be the ideal medium to scoop up all this crap and deposit it in nice neat little piles.

And lo the Monkey Empire was born.